Krivokrasov Memorial Taunt List

• Krivo is to goal scoring what Ted Baxter was to "The Mary Tyler Moore Show."
• Hey Krivo! How's the Mrs?
• When asked how her husband was, Mrs. Krivokrasov said "Beats me."
• Sergei Krivokraso: The misogynist former communist.
• When asked about his wife, Krivo was heard to use the quaint colloquialsim: "I couldn't beat her with a stick.”
• Krivo, I hear your wife gave you a mood ring for Valentines Day. When you’re in a good mood it turns green. When you’re in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on her forehead.
• Hey, Krivo, you make your wife bob and weave-o.
• Hey, Krivo, you make me want to heave-o.
• Hey, Krivo, you’re my pet peeve-o.
• Hey, Krivo, make like a tree and leave-o.
• Hey, Krivo, got a runny nose? Try some Alieve-o.
• Are we not men? No, we are Krivo!
• Hey, Krivo, how many times do we have to flush before you go away?
• Hey, Krivo, I guess you and the Wild are together for better or worse…they couldn’t do better, and they couldn’t do worse!