Player Comparison

despised opposing player) is to hockey what…

• Billy Gillman is to manhood
• Sipowicz is to The King's English
• Mama Cass Elliot is to "sensible bites"
• The Tennessean is to the Wall Street Journal
• Larry Storch was to "F-Troop"
• Phyllis Diller is to Tyra Banks
• LeeAnn Rimes is to good public relations moves
• Weiner dogs are to grizzly bears
• Tom Green is to tactfulness
• Vince McMahon is to real football
• Motorized wheel chairs are to bullet trains
• Jan Crouch is to beauty salons
• Captain D's is to fine dining
• GWAR is to music
• Steve Urkle is to "Family Matters"
• Hot Pockets are to the culinary arts
• Blair is to "The Facts of Life"
• Lumpy is to “Leave It To Beaver”
• Cliff the mailman is to “Cheers”
• Newman is to “Seinfeld”
• Jean Claude Van Damme is to acting
• Vulgar mud flaps are to fine art
• Firestone is to customer relations
• Screetch is to “Saved By The Bell”
• Frank Burns is to “M.A.S.H.”
• Horshack is to “Welcome Back Kotter”
• Alf is to animatronix
• Ted Baxter is to Lou Grant
• U.S. Navy is to Japanese fishing traulers
• Dr. Smith is to “Lost In Space”
• “Amos and Andy” is to racial profiling
• “Daria” is to “Headbangers’ Ball”
• “Ally McBeal” is to “The Man Show”
• Schnieder is to “One Day At A Time”
• The Crockodile Hunter is to brains
• “Darkwing Duck” is to “60 Minutes”
• Louis Mandrell is to Barbara
• “Touched By an Angel” is to 5 Point Calvinism
• “The Magic Johnson Show” is to Johnny Carson
• Dean Martin was to sobriety
• “Manimal” was to prime time ratings
• Barbara Walters is to investigative reporting
• Gomer Pyle is to the “Don’t Tell Policy”
• “Dr. Who” is to special effects
• “E! Hollywood True Story” is to reality
• “He Man” is to the “Masters of the Universe”
• “Electra Woman” is to “Dyna Girl”
• Hope Hines is to hockey coverage
• Kwanza is to Christmas
• Eddie George’s mom is to sobriety
• Lulu Roman is to a stairmaster
• Gaylord Entertainment is to…ANYTHING!
• Enrique Iglasius is to singing on pitch
• R-Kelly is to the Girl Scouts
• Allen Iverson is to marital bliss
• Freddie Prinze Jr. is to good box office
• Arthur Anderson is to accounting
• Bud Adams is to the Hair Club For Men
• Geraldo Rivera is to journalism
• Marilyn Manson is to my level of interest
• Michael Jackson is to rhinoplasty
• Jeff Fisher is to shaving
• TSU is to college basketball
• Jeff Gordon’s ex-wife is to NASCAR
• J-Lo and Ben are to commitment
• Kurt Busch is to NASCAR