Your Hockey Humor Headquarters from Predators Territory
| 303 Chants | |
| I, Loudmouth | |
| Hit Somebody | |
| "Suck" | |
| Dictionary of Suck | |
| Biblical & Shakespearean | |
| Timed Taunts | |
| After a Preds Goal | |
| Goalie Taunts | |
| Penalty Taunts | |
| Ref Taunts | |
| The Opposition | |
| Fire Up the Crowd | |
Goalie Taunts
Goalie"s two syllable first or last name, followed by "Lo-ser!"
OS-GOOD (example): LO-SER!OS-GOOD! LO-SER!
OS-GOOD! LO-SER! (repeat until psychiatric help needed)
When clock hits :30 mark at beginning of Second Period to opposition goalie now positioned immediately beneath the Cellblock
"HEY, (GOALIE"S LAST NAME), WELCOME TO HELL!"
When clock hits 19:30 mark at end of Second Period
"HEY, (GOALIE"S LAST NAME), WE"VE SEEN YOU UP CLOSE YOU SUCK EVEN WORSE COME BACK AND WE SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!"
After Predators score and play resumes, rotate your arm above your head on each "swiss"
"SWISS, SWISS, SWISS CHEESE""(GOALIE"S NAME) IS FULL OF HOLES!"(repeat 3 times)
Toward opposition goalie, using either first or last name
"TURRRR-EK (example)TURRRR-EK
TURRRR-EK
YOOOU SUCK!"
Toward opposition goalie, using either first or last name
"HEY EDDIE, WHO"S YOUR DADDY? (example of Belfour)HEY EDDIE, WHO"S YOUR DADDY?
HEY EDDIE, WHO"S YOUR DADDY?
HEY EDDIE, WHO"S YOUR DADDY?"(repeat until deep sobbing occurs)
leader starts, crowd follows
Let"s score one on Osgood (example)C"mon Predators...
"SHOOT THAT PUCK UP HIS POOPER...
SWEEEEET SASSY MALASSY!"
Towards opposition goalie, to the tune of "It"s Howdy Doody Time"
"IT"S TAUNT THE GOALIE TIMEIT"S TAUNT THE GOALIE TIME
LET"S MAKE HIM CRY AND WHINE
IT"S TAUNT THE GOALIE TIME
LET"S SCORE ANOTHER GOAL
LET"S SCORE ANOTHER GOAL
THE GOALIE IS A HOLE
LET"S SCORE ANOTHER GOAL!"
To the tune of children"s tune "Frara Jaqua"
"CURTIS JOSEPH, CURTIS JOSEPH (example)IS A SIEVE, IS A SIEVE
OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR, OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR
WHAT A SIEVE! WHAT A SIEVE!"
