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The Opposition

Spell out opposition team"s name, Kings for example:

leader: "Give me a K"Everyone: "K!"
leader: "Give me a I"Everyone: "I!"
leader: "Give me a N"Everyone: "N!"
leader: "Give me a G"Everyone: "G!"
leader: "Give me a S"Everyone: "S!"
leader: "What"s that spell?"Everyone: "LOSERS!"
leader: "What"s that spell?"Everyone: "LOSERS!"
leader: "What"s that spell?"Everyone: "LOSERS!"
(form L sign with thumb and pointing finger and hold on forehead)

Towards opposition player

PRONGER IS A SISSY (example)
PRONGER IS A SISSY
PRONGER IS A SISSY
PRONGER IS A SISSY (repeat until temper tantrum ensues)
(can also use "Baby,""Dick Weed,""Poop Head,""Whiner")

When opposition player falls down, sing musical scale

DOE, RAY, ME, FAH, SO, LA, TE...D"OH!

When opposition player falls down

1, 2, 3, 4, HE JUST HIT THE ICY FLOOR!
5, 6, 7, 8, WHERE THE HELL D"YOU LEARN TO SKATE?

When opposition player loses helmet

EXPOSED SKULL! EXPOSED SKULL!
KILL! KILL! KILL!

Towards opponent we truly disdain

C"mon Predators,
SOME-BODY HIT AMONTE! (example)
ANY-BODY HIT AMONTE!
EVERY-BODY HIT AMONTE!

Big hit on opponent

Somebody get a building permit...
"CAUSE HE JUST GOT NAILED!

Bit hit on opponent

Somebody whip up some gravy...
"CAUSE HE JUST GOT MASHED!

In last two minutes of game when Preds up by 2 or more goals, sing this from "The Music Man"

GOOD NIGHT LADIES,
GOOD NIGHT LADIES,
GOOD NIGHT LADIES,
WE HATE TO SEE YOU GO!

Hold praying hands in front of face:

LET US PREY THESE THINGS THREE:
FIGHT THEE!
BITE THEE!
SMITE THEE!
AND EVERYBODY SAID A-MEN!

When complaining to the referee

WHAA! WHAA! WHAA! WHAA! WHAA!

After Predators victory during "Rock"n"Roll Part Two,"also known as "The HEY Song,"after the third "hey"yell out on the beat

WE JUST BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU!
IT"S TRUE, IT"S TRUE, IT"S WHAT WE DID TO YOU!

To opposition to the tune of "Oscar Mayer Bolgna Song"

THE LOSER'S HAVE A FIRST NAME
IT'S B-L-A-C-K
THE LOSER'S HAVE A SECOND NAME
IT'S H-O-L-E-S
OH THEY LOVE TO BLOW IT EVERY DAY
AND IF YOU ASK THEIR FANS THEY'LL SAY
CHICAGO BLACK HOLES HAVE A WAY
WITH S-U-C-K-I-N-G
(Can be used on Black Holes, Saint Louis, Lanta Trash, Silly Ducks, Maple Leafs)

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