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NUTS AND BOLTS...WE GOT SCREWED!

(repeat three times)

WE GOT A ROPE, WE GOT A TREE, ALL WE NEED NOW IS A REFEREE

(repeat three times)

ZEBRA, ZEBRA, SHORT AND STOUT
FIND YOUR HEAD AND PULL IT OUT!

(repeat twice)

ELEVATOR, ELEVATOR, WE GOT THE SHAFT!

(repeat three times)

I'M BLIND, I'M DEAF, I WANNA BE A REF

(repeat three times)

MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH
THE REF IS OUT TO LUNCH
EAT IT REF!
EAT IT REF!
MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH!

ROSE BUSH, ROSE BUSH
WE GOT PRICKED!

YOU GANNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND
UP IN HERE...UP IN HERE!

(leader) Hey Ref, your proctologist called...

"THEY JUST FOUND YOUR HEAD!"

(leader) Hey Ref, your village called...

"THEY"RE MISSING THEIR IDIOT!"

(leader) Hey Ref, LensCrafters called...

"THEY"LL BE READY IN 30 MINUTES!"

(leader) Hey Ref, we"ve upped our standards...

"NOW UP YOURS!"
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