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Timed Taunts

When clock reaches 1:04 at end of each period

"HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT IN THE PERIOD?"

At 1:00 the P.A. announcer will say "There"s 1 minute to go in the period")

"THANK YOU!"

At very beginning of each period, Cellblock member yells out: "We are underway in the *First* period"

"THANK YOU, MR. OBVIOUS!"

"Windex On The Glass"promotion as winners are walking to their seats, Cellblock member stand and yells to rest of the section

Did they pick us tonight?
"NO!"
Do we care?
"NO!"
Will we taunt the Dead Things (example) "til they whimper like dogs?
"YA! YA! YA!"

When jumbotron shows slow motion highlight of Predators"goal

"SOMEBODY MAKE ME A SWEET TOMATA SAMMICH...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHOOTS AND SCORES!"

When clock hits 3:03 mark toward end of First Period

"303 ROCKS!"

When clock hits 3:03 mark toward end of Second Period

"303 RULES!"

When clock hits 3:03 mark toward end of Third Period

"303 IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!"

When clock hits :30 mark at beginning of Second Period to opposition goalie now positioned immediately beneath the Cellblock

"HEY, (GOALIE"S LAST NAME), WELCOME TO HELL!"

When clock hits 19:30 mark at end of Second Period

"HEY, (GOALIE'S LAST NAME), WE"VE SEEN YOU UP CLOSE YOU SUCK EVEN WORSE COME BACK AND WE SHALL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!"

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