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Songs for Predators Players
Songs for Current Players
A-MASON CHRIS
(sung to the tune of "Amazing Grace")A-Mason Chris gives no rebounds
He kick saves with his knee
The Press said we're lost
But we're playoff bound
They're blind, but we can see
Thru many dangers, toils, and snares
Vokoun did lead the Preds
We miss him a lot
But the man with no hair
Will lead us on instead
A-Mason Chris, how sweet the sound
The Preds are far from dead
With his resolve in net
Not one puck will be found
As he stands on his shiny head
When we've advanced thru many rounds
With Mason eatin' 'em up
The media will see
There's no putting Chris down
When he lifts the Stanley Cup!
SCOTTIE WALKER CAUSED SOME HARM
(To the tune of "Old MacDonald Had A Farm")Scottie Walker had an arm
E-I, E-I, Ouch
And on that arm he had a fist
E-I, E-I, Ouch
With a punch punch here
And a pow pow there
Here a punch, there a pow
Everywhere a punch-pow
Scottie Walker caused some harm
E-I, E-I, Ouch
KIMMO WAS HIS NAME-O
(To the tune of "Bingo Was His Name-O")The Predators have a defenseman
And Kimmo was his name-o
K-I-M-M-O
K-I-M-M-O
K-I-M-M-O
And Kimmo scored a point-o
Songs Now Retired from Hymnal for Former Predators
WE ALL LOVE OUR VITALI YACHMENEV
(To the tune of "We All Live In A Yellow Submarine")We all love our Vitali Yachmenev
Vitali Yachmenev, Vitali Yachmenev
We all love our Vitali Yachmenev
Vitali Yachmenev, Vitali Yachmenev
Cause he plays with heart and soul
He split the defense, and scored a goal
He plays smart, uses his head
Working quietly to help the Preds
OUR HULSE
(to the tune of “Our House” by Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young)Our Hulse is a very, very, very fine Hulse
Our goalie he will guard
He will hit you so hard
Now everything is better ‘cause of Cale
DUN-NY! DUN-NY! HE IS THE PREDS GOALIE
(To the tune of "Hi Ho! Hi Ho! It's Off To Work We Go")Dun-ny! Dun-ny! He is the Preds goalie
He is wall . He will stop all. We see a victory.
Oh-oh Dun-ny! Dun-ny! His first name is Mik-ey
His saves we like, The Preds are psyched. A win's a certainty.
BOR-DELEAU
(To the tune of "Barbra Ann" by the Beach Boys)Bor-Bor-Bor, Bor-Bor-deleau
Bor-Bor-Bor, Bor-Bor-deleau
Bordeleau! Ya know he scored a goal
Bordeleau, Bor-Bor-deleau
Ya got us rockin' and rollin'
Rockin' and a rollin' Bordeleau
Bor-Bor, Bor-Bor-deleau
ROBBIE VALICEVIC
(To the tune of "Gary, Indiana" from THE MUSIC MAN)Robbie Valicevic, Robbie Valicevic, Robbie Valicevic
He scored! Say it once again
Robbie Valicevic, Robbie Valicevic, Robbie Valicevic
A shot they could not defend
Who is the forward who plays with such dedication?
Who creates the hated goalie's deep lamentation?
We will sing without a moment of hesitation
There is just one man
Who can light the lamp:
Robbie Valicevic, Robbie Valicevic
Nashville gets a kick
When number 12 he sets the tone
'Cause Robbie Valicevic, Robbie Valicevic, Robbie Valcevic
He scored a goal!
HELP US RANDY
(To the tune of "Help Me Rhonda" by The Beach Boys)Help us Randy, help-help us Randy
Help us Randy, help-help us Randy
Help us Randy, help-help us Randy
Help us Randy, help-help us Randy
Help us Randy, help-help us Randy
Help us Randy, help-help us Randy
Randy Robitaille!
He scores another goal!
I'M CLIFF RONNING THE RAT, I AM
(To the tune of "I'm Henry The 8th I Am")I'm Cliff Ronning "The Rat" I am
Cliff Ronning "The Rat" I am, I am
I got busy and the Predators scored
It's a goal like many times before
And Nashville fans love me, Cliff Ronning (Cliff Ronning)
There never was a Krivo or a Lamb (or Lambert)
I'm, the Preds old man, I'm Cliff Ronning
Cliff Ronning "The Rat" I am
Second verse, same as the first…
