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despised opposing player) is to hockey what…

  • Billy Gillman is to manhood
  • Sipowicz is to The King's English
  • Mama Cass Elliot is to "sensible bites"
  • The Tennessean is to the Wall Street Journal
  • Larry Storch was to "F-Troop"
  • Phyllis Diller is to Tyra Banks
  • LeeAnn Rimes is to good public relations moves
  • Weiner dogs are to grizzly bears
  • Tom Green is to tactfulness
  • Vince McMahon is to real football
  • Motorized wheel chairs are to bullet trains
  • Jan Crouch is to beauty salons
  • Captain D's is to fine dining
  • GWAR is to music
  • Steve Urkle is to "Family Matters"
  • Hot Pockets are to the culinary arts
  • Blair is to "The Facts of Life"
  • Lumpy is to “Leave It To Beaver”
  • Cliff the mailman is to “Cheers”
  • Newman is to “Seinfeld”
  • Jean Claude Van Damme is to acting
  • Vulgar mud flaps are to fine art
  • Firestone is to customer relations
  • Screetch is to “Saved By The Bell”
  • Frank Burns is to “M.A.S.H.”
  • Horshack is to “Welcome Back Kotter”
  • Alf is to animatronix
  • Ted Baxter is to Lou Grant
  • U.S. Navy is to Japanese fishing traulers
  • Dr. Smith is to “Lost In Space”
  • “Amos and Andy” is to racial profiling
  • “Daria” is to “Headbangers’ Ball”
  • “Ally McBeal” is to “The Man Show”
  • Schnieder is to “One Day At A Time”
  • The Crockodile Hunter is to brains
  • “Darkwing Duck” is to “60 Minutes”
  • Louis Mandrell is to Barbara
  • “Touched By an Angel” is to 5 Point Calvinism
  • “The Magic Johnson Show” is to Johnny Carson
  • Dean Martin was to sobriety
  • “Manimal” was to prime time ratings
  • Barbara Walters is to investigative reporting
  • Gomer Pyle is to the “Don’t Tell Policy”
  • “Dr. Who” is to special effects
  • “E! Hollywood True Story” is to reality
  • “He Man” is to the “Masters of the Universe”
  • “Electra Woman” is to “Dyna Girl”
  • Hope Hines is to hockey coverage
  • Kwanza is to Christmas
  • Eddie George’s mom is to sobriety
  • Lulu Roman is to a stairmaster
  • Gaylord Entertainment is to…ANYTHING!
  • Enrique Iglasius is to singing on pitch
  • R-Kelly is to the Girl Scouts
  • Allen Iverson is to marital bliss
  • Freddie Prinze Jr. is to good box office
  • Arthur Anderson is to accounting
  • Bud Adams is to the Hair Club For Men
  • Geraldo Rivera is to journalism
  • Marilyn Manson is to my level of interest
  • Michael Jackson is to rhinoplasty
  • Jeff Fisher is to shaving
  • TSU is to college basketball
  • Jeff Gordon’s ex-wife is to NASCAR
  • J-Lo and Ben are to commitment
  • Kurt Busch is to NASCAR
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