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Q: What do Jaromir Jagr and the Calgary Flames have in common?
Q: Why was there a time out in the leper hockey game?
Q: What's the difference between a hockey game and a prize fight?
Q: Why won't the NHL let Hamilton, Ontario have a hockey franchise?
Q: How do you prevent an Atlanta Thrashers player from robbing your home?
Q: How do you make Brett Hull tear down a house all by himself?
Q: What did Brendan Shanahan say to Craig Janney right before their first fight?
Q: How do you get European skaters into the corners?
Q: How many Thrashers players does it take to change the red light bulb behind the opposing goalie?
Q: Why is Sergie Federov like a TV set?
Q: What's the difference between three Black Hawk's players in a BMW and a porcupine?
Q: Why does Ian LaPerriere smell so bad?
Q: What's the difference between God and Mike Keenan?
Q: How can you tell if Mike Keenan is dead?
Q: Why can't the Atlanta Thrashers surf the web?
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Mike Richter?
Q: What do the Atlanta Thrashers and a gray whale have in common?
Q: What's the difference between Kirk Maltby and a mosquito?
Q: How do you torture someone with a pierced tongue?
Q: How many Atlanta Thrashers does it take to change a flat?
Q: What's the difference between the Minnesota Wild and a cigarette machine?
Q: Why is a bra better than the Calgary Flames?
Q: How do you kiss a hockey player?
Q: What do you call the area behind the Columbus Blue Jackets' net?
Q: We've heard the anagram for "Jaromir" Jagr is "Mario Jr." What's the anagram for "Tie Domi?"
Q: Why did they invent velcro?
Q: How are the Colorado Avalanche and a tea bag the same?
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