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Hits, Shots & Europeans

Need a bit hit | Big Hit | Poor Shooting | Shot Hits the Post | Puck in the Crowd | Euros

Need a big hit

  • Hit him so hard that when he stops rolling his clothes will be out of style
  • Hit him so hard that it"ll effect his fourth child
  • Drop him like a bad transmission
  • He"ll sink you like a three foot putt
  • He"ll flip you like a cheese omelet
  • He"ll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy
  • Check please
  • He"ll kick you like an extra point
  • Somebody plant him in the punkin"patch
  • Get whacked, ya tube
  • Bend over, _______, it"s time for your spankin"
  • Give him a high grain slobber knocker
  • This ain"t no fruit cup festival...hit somebody
  • Give him your widow maker
  • Flatten his schnozzola
  • Give him your Sunday punch
  • Give him what for
  • Why I oughta pound you
  • Now you"ve made me very angry
  • He"s an anti-dentite...bust his teeth
  • You in a heap of trouble, boy
  • We"re gonna fix your wagon good
  • How would you like to be up to your knees in ice?
  • Where"s Morton Downey when you need him?
  • I"d like to settle his hash
  • He needs some serious butt flogging
  • Say your prayers, you heathen baboons
  • You"re heading for a smacked bottom
  • Turn him into a (color of jersey) stain
  • Rip him a new one
  • Hit "em high, hit "em low, hit "em where they say "oh no!"
  • This is when Mr. Hand becomes Mr. Fist
  • We"ve come here to chew bubblegum and kick butt...and we"re all out of bubblegum!
  • Maybe it"s just me, but I believe we"re going to have to get medieval on your buttocks!
  • I guarantee you that Tootoo is about to plant somebody six feet under, and he"s got a pine box full of ass whoop.
  • I am Indigo Montoya...you keeled my father...prepare to die!
  • Rain fists upon his twisted purple yap
  • Give him the hammer
  • Quit discussing whether Mentos really is the freshmaker...pound him
  • Honk the horn, lay on the high beams, and go after him
  • Grind him into a syrupy paste
  • Lock and load
  • Bust him like a pinata
  • Serve up some elbow smasheroni
  • kicketh their tails forthwith
  • Tear him up like a kleenex at a snot party
  • Stomp him into a bloody goo
  • Take no prisoners...spare no lives
  • Kill "em all and let God sort "em out
  • Face off! Face off! Tear their face off!
  • Somebody punch his ticket
  • Pound him like a baby seal!
  • We"re gonna jack you up, sucka!
  • Stick him in the neck with an ink pen!
  • Smack that skanky sweat off his face
  • Pull his lips off and tie them to the crossbar
  • It"s OK to fold, spindle, and mutilate!
  • It"s time to split some wigs!
  • Drop him like 3rd period French
  • Give him a purple nurple
  • Make him an offer he can"t refuse
  • Cwucify him and cwucify him well!
Need a bit hit | Big Hit | Poor Shooting | Shot Hits the Post | Puck in the Crowd | Euros

Big hit

  • Ooooo, that"ll leave a mark
  • Wham bam, thank ya ma"m
  • He gave him a facial, and was heavy on the rouge
  • Take a waft o"this
  • Delightful
  • This is pure chewing satisfaction
  • Blast him into atoms
  • Welcome to Smash Vegas
  • Mama Mia that"s a spicey meatball
  • Face!
  • Bring it on, sweat meat
  • Wicked!
  • Shiver me timbers
  • Get bent
  • Aroooooooga
  • Give him what for
  • He"s one tough bunny
  • Judgment cometh and right soon
  • Be there any varmint that aims to tame me?
  • Lather, rinse, and repeat (as needed)
  • He"s a ring-tailed snorter
  • Oh, the humanity
  • Does someone have a band aid or anti bacterial cream?
  • Will a doctor please report to the _________ bench?
  • His wound is beginning to smell like almonds...which is not good
  • Get in my belly, wee man
  • Specticles, testicles, wallet, and watch
  • Frisky are we?
  • Ouch, baby...very ouch
  • You don"t give a man a shot in the pills..it"s just not criquet
  • Ooooh, right in the mommy and daddy button
  • Why I"ll moider you
  • HA-ha
  • Whooo-ah! I"m just gettin"started
  • You fight with the strength of many men
  • Stand aside, worthy adversary
  • Chaos..panic...disorder: Our work here is done
  • Wherever you go, whatever you do...ALWAYS be a good sport
  • Let the beatings begin
  • We feel your pain...and it hurts so good
  • Get in my belly
  • Yo momma AND yo daddy
  • It"s but a flesh wound
  • It"s curtains for you, bub
  • He doesn"t know whether to cry or wind his watch
  • He dialed him up like Alexander Graham Bell
  • One ringee dingee, two ringee dingees
  • Helloooooh Betty
  • Check please
  • Avast ye matey
  • It"s go time, skippy
  • Giddy-up
  • Towanda
  • That dog"ll hunt
  • Yabba dabba doo
  • They taught us how to love, they taught us how to live
  • And your little dog, too
  • I believe he just soiled his drawers
  • Smear his pasty face
  • Have at thee, scoundrel
  • This angries up the blood
  • Be afraid, be very afraid
  • Soitenly
  • Auntie Em, Auntie Em
  • You"re not the boss of me
  • Danger, Will Robinson
  • He"s tougher than a two dollar steak
  • I am death, destroyer of worlds
  • He look like he just got hit in the face with a bag of "What the Fu..."(SHUT YO MOUTH!)...I"m just talkin""bout _______(player who got smashed)
  • You, off my planet!
  • Puttin"on the foil!
  • Oh, Glee!
  • Not in the face, NOT IN THE FACE!
  • You just ordered the Time-Life set of Ass Whoop.
  • You have a really striking face. How many times have you been struck there?
  • So, _______, we meet again at last
  • Fugettaboutit!
  • Bada-bing, bada-boom!
  • Sometimes good things happen to bad people
  • Will you stop fighting?....it's scaring me (whiney voice)
  • Connectamundo
  • Spank me
  • Check if you're bleeding...cause you just got tagged
  • You're in our world now, grandma
  • It"s all fun and games until someone loses a reproductive organ
  • The tingle tells you its working
  • Boink!
  • Take SENSIBLE bites
  • Thank you sir, I"ll have another
  • Wing your partner round and round, hit "em in the helmet and knock them down
  • That"s enough back-sass from you
  • That was a restaurant quality ass kicking
  • You can put him in the BOOOOARDS.....YYE-ESS!
  • Anybody got a building permit? "Cause he just got nailed!
  • Somebody call 911 cause there"s pain in the house
  • Excuse me while I whip this out
  • It"s all fun and games until someone loses a tooth...then it"s HOCKEY!
  • Incoming!
  • Whip up some gravy, "cause that guy just got mashed!
  • Now we"re cookin"with gas
  • Yipee Ay-Oh Kie-yea
  • He"s stickin"-it to the Man
  • It"s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it"s hilarious
  • It might be, it could be, it IS... a contusion!
  • It only stings for a few seconds
  • Can"t get enough of that nasty stuff
  • The hills are alive with the sound of blood shed
  • he got hit so hard, he"s glowing
  • Somebody get some honey glaze-that ham just got smoked
  • That guy gets hit more than a Hitler pinata at a Bar Mitzvah
  • Don"t worry, you"re mom will come pick you up
  • I hope your insurance is paid up
  • When you"re slapped, you"ll take it and LIKE it
  • He slimed me
  • Ooops, idid it again, baby!
  • Let me find my balls...1....2......and 3
  • Judo chop! Judo kick! Judo flip!
  • Don"t you "Do you mind?"ME!
  • Somebody call the Waaaaambulance!
Need a bit hit | Big Hit | Poor Shooting | Shot Hits the Post | Puck in the Crowd | Euros

Poor Sooting

  • Good shootin", Tex
  • It"s not the arrow, it"s the indian
  • Nice aim, William Tell
  • Juuuuuuust a bit outside
  • Dammit Jim, I"m a doctor not a six million dollar goal scorer
  • He couldn"t hit the broad side of a barn
  • He couldn"t hit the ground if he fell out of a plane
  • He"s all missile with no warhead
  • You couldn't hit the shift key
  • You couldn't knock the skin off pudding
  • You couldn't hit sand if you fell off a camel
  • Good wood, solid spank...not quite major league crank
  • Air puck! Air puck! Air puck!
  • You couldn"t hit water if you fell out of a boat
  • You"re all booster and no payload
  • You"ve got Jungle Disease: you like Tarzan, but swing like Jane
  • You couldn"t score a goal if you were swingin"in an empty crease
  • Close your eyes and shoot...it"ll improve your chances
  • Your shots have the velocity of a falling leaf
  • Sa-wing batta-batta-batta-batta, sa-wiiiiiing
  • Nice pass, Montana
  • I felt the draft on that one way up here
  • There"s more heat in an Amish home than his shot generates
  • Swing and a miss
  • Hey, maybe you"re a lefty
  • I"ve seen better cuts in a deli
  • You swing like a rusty gate
  • Did ya get a haircut, Samson?
  • You couldn"t hit a bull in the butt with a shovel
  • You should take a mulligan on that shot
  • You couldn"t shoot your way out of a wet paper bag
  • I"ve seen better swings on a condemned playground
  • You couldn"t hit Rosanne Barr"s bulbous behind with a bass fiddle
  • You couldn"t hit the ocean from the end of a pier
  • I don"t know what kind of shot that was, but it tastes like chicken
  • You"re building a house with the bricks you"re throwin"up there
  • You couldn"t throw a pea in the Caribbean Sea
  • You couldn"t throw a pie in the oven
  • That shot was a prayer that wasn"t answered (even on a Sunday)
  • Somebody get a string on that kite!
  • Shoot it like you have a pair!
  • Be a pimp and SLAP it!
  • Why"d you even bring a stick?
  • Apparently somebody things practice is over-rated.
  • You couldn"t hit the ground if you fell out of a helicopter.
  • I"ve seen better cuts on a Bee Gees album.
  • If that"s your best swing, I "d hate to see your golf game.
  • Hit it with your wallet!
  • You couldn"t knock snow off a rope
  • Just put the stick down and nobody gets hurt!
  • He"s floating air biscuits out there.
Need a bit hit | Big Hit | Poor Shooting | Shot Hits the Post | Puck in the Crowd | Euros

Shot hits the post

  • He draws iron...but I"d rather that he paint a red light
  • Big Ben strikes One.
  • One ringee dingee
  • That dinner bell is ringin"...it"s about time to eat!
  • Was that the post or his skull that I heard
  • He dialed him up like Alexander Graham Bell
Need a bit hit | Big Hit | Poor Shooting | Shot Hits the Post | Puck in the Crowd | Euros

Puck into the Crowd

  • One, two, three, fo...that one"s in the 7th row!
  • New puck, please
  • Please dial 9 to get out of the building
  • You"re gonna need a passport to get that one back
  • Back, back, back, back, back...gone!
  • You better bring your floaties, "cause he just went da-eeep!
  • Anything that travels that far should have a stewardess on it
  • You better dial 8 for long distance
  • Warning track...wall...you can touch "em all!
  • Here"s a little somethin"for the people up top
  • he got all of that one
  • There"s a drive....oh! Just foul!
  • You can kiss it good-bye!
  • It might be...it could be...it IS! Sammy Sosa!
  • Run away! Run away!
Need a bit hit | Big Hit | Poor Shooting | Shot Hits the Post | Puck in the Crowd | Euros

Europeans

  • You"re WHAT hurts?
  • Gazuntieht!
  • Those slovacks have a name for EVERYTHING!
  • Comrade, you still suck
  • No matter how you pronounce it, it means Poop Stink in English
  • Hey, _________, buy a vowel
  • (name), the human Word Jumble
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