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Preds Doing Well

  • Dude, these guys shred
  • He shucks corn right down to the cob
  • That dog"ll hunt
  • And now...the denouement
  • The fat lady is getting"ready to sing
  • Let"s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing
  • Release the hounds
  • I like the cut of his jib
  • Sho got that right
  • The force is strong with young __________.
  • The Predators sell you the whole seat, but you"ll only need the edge
  • This DOESN"T suck
  • He"s a lumberjack and he"s OK
  • We blowed him up real good!
  • (For goalie) None Shall Pass!
  • (For goalie) No soup for you!
  • That's just what the doctor ordered
  • Indubitably
  • That's jelly to the donut, baby
  • Resistance is futile
  • The baby was due, and Doctor _______ delivered
  • He's found his happy place
  • He is the Master of His Domain
  • That was real, and it was spec-tacular
  • You can put it on the board...YES
  • (For goalie) Do a little dance, make a little glove
  • (For goalie) Once, twice, three times a goalie
  • You can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him
  • We have fun, you have none
  • (For goalie) Stop! In the name of Glove...you will not score a goal
  • (For goalie) All you need is Glove
  • Good times...noodle salad
  • This ain"t barnyard golf...it"s a Tennessee tail whippin"
  • Iloveit, Iloveit, Iloveit, Iloveit, Iloveit
  • I like it a lot (Dumb and Dumber)
  • My nipples are hard!
  • Gimme some "o dat!
  • Come and get you some!
  • They"re thick with mad skills
  • Throw your hands in the air if you think you"re a player
  • The National Weather Service has issued a whoop-ass advisory for the greater Nashville area
  • Now we do the Dance of Joy!
  • Ewwwwwww, yah! Dig it! (Randy "Macho Man"Savage)
  • I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like...VICTORY!
  • They"re like refried beans on the grill-they"re always hot!
  • We just tilled pay-dirt!
  • Jackpot! Bonanza!
  • Watcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?
  • Scotty"s on fiiiiiire!
  • The Good Lord and 5 disciples couldn"t beat the Preds tonight!
  • Gadzooks!
  • Epic!

Preds Doing Poorly

  • The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging
  • Some days you"re the dog, some days you"re the hydrant
  • It"s hard to make a comeback when you haven"t been anywhere
  • A day without sunshine is like....night
  • That"s a mouthful of sod
  • The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth
  • And now for something completely different
  • I weep for the future
  • Nip it in the bud
  • It"s all the Free Masons"fault
  • Remember the Alamo...or at least your keys
  • What in blazes?
  • Cranky...I"ve lost my mojo
  • Throw me a frickin"bone, people
  • We"re surrounded by liquid hot mag-ma
  • Always"look on the bright side of life (and whistle)
  • Newman!
  • That"s a shame
  • Golly Ned
  • For pity"s sake
  • Good night nurse
  • I could spit nickels
  • If life"s a parade, who"s got the pooper scooper?
  • This is the dumbest thing in 4 states
  • What a revoltin"development
  • I"m getting a little vaklempt, talk amongst yourselves. I"ll give you a topic: ------- Discuss
  • We beseech thee, oh God
  • Well that tears it
  • Oh poop stink
  • Great googely moogely
  • This is the worst Christmas ever
  • Ohhhh, we"re in hell....when did we enter hell?
  • Swing low, sweet chariot, coming for to carry me home
  • That"s just disturbing
  • Every dark cloud has a silver lining...but lightning kills hundreds of people a year trying to find it.
  • This is the worst pain EVER
  • Why are they torturing us? We are only humans
  • We"d have a better chance playing Pick Up Sticks with our butt cheeks than scoring on this guy
  • A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall
  • Wilma!
  • Jane, stop this crazy thing
  • Where"s the Groove Addiction Band when you need "em?
  • This is the ultimate horror...Hell on earth!
  • The suffering starts right about...now
  • Actually, no, I wouldn"t like to be a Pepper
  • All stressed out and no one to choke
  • If you can"t beat "em, then arrange to have "em beaten!
  • Stop the madness!
  • Depression: Anger without enthusiasm
  • God save us!
  • One with the universe...nothing else matters
  • It"s like a bad wreck on the highway...you just can"t stop looking
  • What in the name of Cheezie Petes was that?
  • I"m freakin"out man...this is stressing me out!
  • I"d rather be fishing, and I don"t even like it!
  • That really fries my eggs!
  • Our get up and go must"ve got up and left
  • Game over, man...GAME OVER!
  • Houston, we have a problem
  • It"s a dog eat dog world, and we"re wearin"milkbone underwear
  • Stop it, man, you"re freaking me OUT!
  • Sometimes as a season ticket holder I experience buyers"remorse
  • When did our wild oats turn into shredded wheat?
  • Never knock on Death"s door. Ring the bell and run...he HATES that!
  • Some days you feel like even while playing air guitar you"d break a string
  • I"m now an official member of the "Piss And Moan About Everything Club."
  • If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then what fool came up with "Quit while you"re ahead?"
  • Whatever happened to Preparations A thru G?
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up!
  • For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
  • Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it"s the scenic route.
  • Too much, too soon
  • Calgon, take me away
  • Sometimes bad things happen to good people
  • I'm utterly flabbergasted
  • Bookman the Librarian:
    Ever had a man die in your arms?
    Ever kill somebody?
    While you think about that, think about this
    Let me give you a hint, junior
    I"ve got a flash for you, joy boy
    Party time is over
    You think this is all one big joke, don"t you?
    Well, let me tell you something, funny boy
    I"ve seen your type before: flashy, makin"the scene, flaunting convention
    You and your good time buddies
    This is your final warning
    Got that, cupie doll?
  • Some days you"re the pigeon, other days you're the statue
  • We are born naked, wet, and hungry...and then things get worse
  • Do we need a road map to find the goal?
  • Feel free to mix in a shot on goal every once in a while
  • I've seen better movement in a bedpan
  • Now I'm even more confounded, saddened, and slightly dyspeptic
  • Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
  • Run Forrest, run!
  • We're drooling the drool of regret into the pillow of remorse
  • This is officially ugly
  • What IS this? I bought HOCKEY tickets
  • If all the world"s a stage, then where are the curtains?
  • Well that just takes the proverbial cake
  • It"s time to face up to the unfaceupable
  • Will someone please shoot me?
  • Serenity now!
  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren"t asleep
  • Roll up the windows and lock the doors...we might be in for a long one
  • If we can"t get even, then we should get odd
  • Stop the madness
  • Extra practice for everyone
  • We"re getting pushed around like a Play School Vacuum Cleaner
  • I long for the sweet release that only death will bring
  • After is all is said and done, usually more is said than done
  • If carrots are good for the eyes, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
  • Next time you feel like complaining, remember: your garbage disposal eats beter than 50% of the people in this world
  • If life deals you lemons, make lemonade. If life deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys
  • If all is not lost, then where is it?
  • When did our wild oats turn into prunes and all-bran?
  • I need to order up a case load of D-Snore
  • No one ever says "It"s only a game"when their team is winning
  • Age and treachery will occasionally triumph over youth and skill
  • Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
  • What is the speed of Dark?
  • Think happy thoughts: butterflies and puppies. Kittens and bouncy clowns. Chocolate pudding when it"s still warm
  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don"t
  • Sometimes you"re the windshield and sometimes you"re the bug
  • They should send a tape of this game to the Sleep Deprivation Clinic
  • Oh SNAP! We"re in a tight spot!
  • Well, here"s another fine mess you"ve gotten me into
  • I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody instead of a bum
  • Looks like a bunch of stunned carp out there
  • Whatever hits the fan will be evenly distributed
  • If it weren"t for stress, I"d have no energy at all
  • Oh, I lie awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face!
  • The Preds haven"t had a lead since Hector was a pup
  • Well, now isn"t this magical?
  • Errors have been made. Others will be blamed
  • An Oprah Winfrey Show marathon would be less painful
  • I"ve heard Al Gore make speeches more entertaining than this
  • Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself
  • I could sit thru Jim Nabors"Greatest Hits easier than this
  • Shiesa!
  • I"m not a pessimist...I"m optimistically challenged
  • Someday we"ll look back on this, laugh nervously, and then change the subject
  • If at first you don"t succeed, then redefine success
  • If all else fails, then stop using all else!
  • When life gives you lemons, shut-up and eat your damn lemons!
  • We"re not good at empathy. Will you settle for sarcasm?
  • Everyone says I"m in denial, but really, I"m NOT!
  • Eat one live toad first thing every morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day
  • I don"t suffer from stress...I"m a carrier!
  • Only the mediocre are at their best all the time
  • I"m not tense...I"m just terribly, terribly alert!
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