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Predators

  • YOUNG DAVID, GIANT KILLER! (Legwand)
  • SCOTTIE HUSTLE! (Walker)
  • VO-KOOOOUN! (Vokoun)
  • NOW THAT’S MUST SEE T.V.! (Vokoun)
  • K.T! K.T! K.T! (Timonen)
  • IT’S TIME FOR SOME KIMMO-THERAPY! (Timonen)
  • THAT’S GOOD EATON!
  • ERAT E-TTACK!
  • DA BULL! (Hartnell)
  • ALPHA MALE! (Hall)
  • TOOTOO IS TOO MUCH!
  • HOP ON THE TOOTOO TRAIN!
  • DEVIL BOY! (Upshall)
  • THE HAMMER STRIKES! (Hamhuis)
  • HAMMER TIME!
  • PREDATORS HOCKEY HAS BEEN BARRY, BARRY GOOD TO ME (Trotz)
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Fight / Intense Action

  • POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
  • OPEN UP A CAN OF WHUP-ASS!
  • TOO MUCH, TOO SOON!
  • VISUALIZE THIS!
  • HAVE AT THEE, SCOUNDREL!
  • TOWANDA!
  • YOU KNOW…THIS MEANS WAR!
  • WHAM BAM, THANK YOU, MA’M!
  • WELCOME TO SMASHVILLE!
  • PUTTIN’ ON THE FOIL!
  • LATHER, RINSE, AND REPEAT (AS NEEDED)
  • WE’RE FEELING UPPITY!
  • THIS ISN’T SPRINGER…OR IS IT?
  • YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
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Call For Action

  • HIT SOMEBODY! HIT ANYBODY! HIT EVERYBODY!
  • RIP HIM A NEW ONE!
  • CRUSH HIS FLIMSY SKULL!
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Ref Taunts | Opposition Complaining | Penalty Kill | Stir Up Crowd | General Silliness | Eudora's Signs | Retired Signs


Good Save

  • NO SOUP FOR YOU!
  • NONE SHALL PASS!
  • NOT TONIGHT, PAL!
  • YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
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Ref Taunts | Opposition Complaining | Penalty Kill | Stir Up Crowd | General Silliness | Eudora's Signs | Retired Signs


Opposition Doing Well

  • HE IS EVIL AND MUST BE STOPPED!
  • NOW HE MOCKS US!
  • WHO IS THIS RUDY-POO?
  • THAT’S THE WAST STWAW!
  • BAD FORM, JACK!
  • WHY MUST YOU VEX US SO?
  • FUDGE BUCKETS!
  • FUBAR!
  • SACRE BLUE!
  • ARE YOU AN AGENT OF SATAN?
  • DAG NAB IT!
  • THAT REALLY FRIES MY EGGS!
  • AS IF.
  • AND THEY STILL SUCK!
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Power Play

  • aaaAAAAH SIT DOWN, YA LOSER!
  • LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY!
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Predators Score

  • SOMEBODY MAKE ME A SWEET TOMATA SAMMICH!
  • HEEEEEEEEE SHOOTS AND SCORES!
  • THAT WAS A VOWEL MOVEMENT! (The Vowel Line scores)
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Goaltender Taunts

  • IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!
  • WHO’S YOUR DADDY?
  • YOU SUCK!
  • AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!
  • SIEVE!
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Referee Taunts

  • HEY REF, WHAT AILS YOU?
  • THAT’S NASAL PASTRY ON A ‘NILLA WAFER!
  • ARE YOU AN AGENT OF SATAN?
  • SREW P.E.T.A….KILL THE ZEBRA!
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Opposition Complaining

  • WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH!
  • YOUR STORY GROWS TIRESOME
  • SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE, YA WHINER!
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Penalty Kill

  • SEND LAWYERS, GUNS, AND MONEY!
  • AUNTIE EM! AUNTIE EM!
  • EEEEEEEP! EEEEEEEEP!
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Stir Up the Crowd

  • LET’S TAKE IT UP A NOTCH!
  • HAVIN’ FUN AT FULL VOLUME!
  • IS THIS NOT THE LOUDEST ARENA IN THE N.H.L.?
  • I’VE HEARD DEAD CATS THAT MAKE MORE NOISE!
  • C’MON….LOUDER!
  • 303: THE LOUDEST SECTION IN THE LOUDEST ARENA IN THE N.H.L.!
  • MAKE EVERYTHING LOUDER THAN EVERYTHING ELSE
  • THIS ONE GOES TO ELEVEN (IT’S ONE LOUDER).
  • WE’RE READY TO ROCK
  • UP AND AT ‘EM!
  • PREDATORS’ HOCKEY: SURVIVAL OF THE FIERCEST!
  • WE PLAY HOCKEY LOUD!
  • LET US PREY!
  • DO YOU E-NJOY S-EEING P-REDS N-ATIONWIDE? (ESPN)
  • E-VEN S-ANTA P-REFERS N-ASHVILLE! (ESPN)
  • E-AR S-PLITTING P-REDS N-OISE! (ESPN)
  • THIS ARENA GOES TO ELEVEN…IT’S ONE LOUDER! (NIGEL TUFFNEL-SPINAL TAP)
  • PACK MENTALITY: ATTACK NOW!
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General Silliness

  • SWEET AGNES SIXBUTTS!
  • IT’S A PUSH, PULL, OR DRAG SALE AT THE BIG HOUSE TONIGHT!
  • TASTES GREAT!
  • LESS FILLING!
  • YA, I REMEMBER MY FIRST BEER
  • SCHWING!
  • CHAOS. PANIC. DISORDER…OUR WORK HERE IS DONE
  • WE’RE SECTION 303, AND WE’RE EVER SO SORRY….NOT!
  • WWW.SECTION303.COM
  • WWW.PREDHEADS.COM
  • SWEET SASSY MOLASSY!
  • 3:03 ROCKS!
  • 3:03 RULES!
  • 3:03 IS FANG-TASTIC!
  • THANK YOU, MR. OBVIOUS
  • HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT IN THE PERIOD?
  • QUIET PLEASE! SECTION 117 IS TRYING TO SLEEP
  • SNACKS!
  • PLEASE! NO SCHMOOZING!
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EUDORA'S SIGNS

Section 303's 84-year-old Eudora Hunter became the most popular senior citizen at the Gaylord Entertainment Center via the Jumbotron. Here are some of the thoughts she shared while she was with us during seasons 1 thru 5:

  • Judgement cometh and right soon
  • Chaos…Panic…Disorder: My work here is done
  • I let the dogs out!
  • Be there any varmint that aims to tame me?
  • I'm an equal opportunity annoyer
  • Deviled eggs for everyone
  • Mon Amie, it's time to toga!
  • Hit 'em high, hit 'em low, hit 'em where they say "oh no!"
  • This is a truly crass yet magnificent affair
  • Somebody make me a sweet tomata sammich
  • Whoops, I did it again
  • Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing
  • Say your prayers you heathen baboons
  • Towanda!
  • Puttin' on the foil
  • Devon…get the table
  • Festivus for the rest of us
  • Oooooh…I hates rabbits
  • Get in me belly, wee man
  • Just bring it
  • He's a lumberjack and he's OK
  • That takes care of the Heebies, but I've still got the Jeebies
  • Mike Watt is a hottie
  • Please chastise their bottom-ends
  • He looked a LOT better in the chat room
  • Send lawyers, guns, and money
  • Buy Sam a drink and his dog one too
  • They're playin' tonsil hockey
  • I believe we must get medieval on their buttocks
  • Quiet Please…Section 117 is trying to sleep
  • Do you smell what Eudora's cookin'?
  • They just ordered the Time-Life set of bum-whup
  • The Incredible Hulse gets me all tingly
  • I'm getting' jiggy wid it
  • Parking: $3, Food/Drink: $10, Game Ticket: $15, Sitting in Section 303: PRICELESS
  • Hey, Columbus…You're in MY world now
  • Let’s go to Noise ‘R’ Us
  • Shake your groove thing, ya-ya! (Booty Call!)
  • Who needs the AARP? The Preds keep me young!
  • Give it up for the Mac-Granny
  • We’re chillin’ with the 3-0-3 at the G-E-C
  • C’mon home boys…bust a move
  • Let’s get bizzzay!
  • W.W.X.D? What Would Xena Do?
  • Don’t give me no lines, and keep your hands to yourself
  • Ziggy-Zaggy, Ziggy-Zaggy, Oy-Oy-Oy!
  • Let’s go to Funky Town!
  • Doin’ it Eudora Style!
  • You don’t want any of me!
  • Grody to the max!
  • Oh my God…they killed Kenny!
  • Strike a pose, do the vogue
  • I’m all dat and a bag ‘o’ chips
  • Puttin’ on the foil, coach!
  • Ya know what I mean, Vern?
  • I’m changing my name to E-Diddy
  • Just bring it!
  • I want you to want ME
  • Spear Brittany!
  • You’re the kings of the night time world, and I’m your midnight queen
  • Kill the wabbit!
  • You’re in Eudora’s crib now!
  • Come and get you some
  • Throw your hands in the air, swing ‘em round like ya just don’t care
  • Get freaky!
  • Move that junk in yo trunk!
  • I’ve got the rockin’ pnuemonia and the boogie woogie flu
  • Keep on truckin’ baby!
  • This space for rent
  • Mamas, don’t let your sons grow up to be Dead Things
  • Applaud if you like my sign
  • If it wasn’t for hockey, I’d still be married
  • I don’t have a big ego—I’m way too cool for that
  • I be getting’ all up in yo grille
  • Do me a solid and make some NOISE!
  • Keepin’ it real, dogs
  • Some days are a total waste of make-up
  • If the shoe fits, buy it in every color
  • Age is a very high price to pay for maturity
  • Dogs have owners. Cats have staff
  • Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it
  • One for me, and one for my homeys
  • Eliminate and abolish redundancy
  • We’re on a Gravy Train with biscuit wheels
  • Keep the Funk alive!
  • The buck doesn’t even slow down here
  • Relish today! Ketchup tomorrow!
  • Boy bands are the spawn of Satan
  • Rock is dead…long live paper and scissors!
  • Remember: pillage THEN burn
  • If it’s too loud, you’re too old
  • I’ve upped my standards. Now up yours
  • I’m not 40-something. I’m 39.95 plus tax
  • You can run, but you can’t hide, brother
  • A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants
  • 4 out of 5 people say the fifth guy’s an idiot
  • Wave yo freak flag, chilluns!
  • I gots to be screamin’!
  • Put some stank on it!
  • Dat was OFF da hook!
  • Break us off somethin’ proper
  • I play my enemies like a game of chess
  • I like the way you work it, no diggity
  • That must be jam, cuz jelly don’t shake like that
  • It’s my world kids. The rest of you are just payin’ rent
  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • I thought I smelled cabbage!
  • Blessed are the cheesemakers
  • Now we do the Dance of Joy
  • The Good Lord and 5 disciples couldn’t beat the Preds tonight!
  • I’m gonna jack you up, sucka!
  • It’s time to split some wigs
  • Make him an offer he can’t refuse
  • Can’t get enough of that nasty stuff
  • Why don’t you call 1-800-CRY-BABY?
  • Oh boo-frickety-whoooo
  • That really chaps my caboose
  • 1972 called…they want their haircut back
  • It’s not the heat…it’s the stupidity
  • Gimme a lil’ somethin’ somethin’
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Retired Signs

  • DUN-NY! DUN-NY! (Dunham)
  • THE INCREDIBLE HULSE! (Hulse)
  • SCRATCHY! (Skratsins)
  • YACHY! (Yachminev)
  • WALLET! (Bill Houlder)
  • CAP’N TOMMY! (Fitzgerald)
  • OUT BORD MOTOR! (Bordeleau)
  • RAT ATTACK! (Ronning)
  • THE ONE-EYED PARROTT! (Nathan Parrott)
  • HAPPY DELMORE!
  • LAWN BOY! (Mowers)
  • DA BEAR! (Berehowsky)
  • THE FIESTY SWEDE! (Kjellberg)
  • THE FINISH-ER! (Peltonen)
  • ROBO-RAND! (Robitaille)
  • GIVIN’ THE DOG A BONE! (Moro)
  • THE WILEY WINNEBAGO! (Valicevic: “R.V.”)
  • ALL HAIL CISAR!
  • C-ISAR, H-ARTNELL, A-RKHIPOV: CHA-CHING!
  • C-SAR, H-ARTNELL, A-RKHIPOV: LET’S DO THE CHA-CHA!
  • IT’S COTE TIME!
  • THAT WAS A VOWEL MOVEMENT! (The Vowel Line)
  • VLAD THE IMPALER! (Orzagh)
  • DENIS THE MENACE (Arkhipov)
  • DA! DA! DA! (Arkhipov)
  • SPENCER FOR HIRE!
  • LASAK MAKES ME SEE!
  • YOU DON’T MESS AROUND WITH JIM! (MacKenzie)
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Ref Taunts | Opposition Complaining | Penalty Kill | Stir Up Crowd | General Silliness | Eudora's Signs | Retired Signs

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